South of the River Dynasty Vault

Vol. XI · 2016–2026

Rivalries

Evan–Noah

6–3

Noah leads the series · 9 games · 2017–2025

Noah leads the series 6–3 over 9 games across nine seasons: 2–6 in the regular season and 1–0 in the playoffs, from Evan's side. Noah won the last meeting.

The series

  • Series record

    6–3

    Noah leads · 9 games

  • Regular season

    2–6

    Evan's record · 8 games · 9 seasons

  • Playoffs

    1–0

    Evan's record · 1 game

  • Point margin

    −135.82

    Evan's margin · Evan 1,239.14, Noah 1,374.96

  • Average margin

    28.29

    points per game, whoever won

  • Current streak

    1

    Noah won the last meeting

  • Longest streak

    3

    Noah · week 6 of 2018 to week 6 of 2020

  • Biggest win

    57.90

    Noah · week 6 of 2018

  • Closest game

    7.10

    Noah · week 6 of 2020

  • Season sweeps

    0

    no season with both meetings won by one side

Fig. 1. Margin of every meeting, oldest at the top. Right is Evan, left is Noah. Playoff meetings in bold. The widest bar is 2018 wk 6, 57.90 points.
Margin of every meeting, from Evan's side
Meetingpoints
2017 wk 15, Semifinal: Evan 160.00, Noah 148.00+12.00
2018 wk 6, Regular season: Noah 169.00, Evan 111.10−57.90
2019 wk 6, Regular season: Noah 125.80, Evan 75.60−50.20
2020 wk 6, Regular season: Noah 120.90, Evan 113.80−7.10
2021 wk 8, Regular season: Evan 182.16, Noah 143.82+38.34
2022 wk 5, Regular season: Noah 209.38, Evan 175.56−33.82
2023 wk 8, Regular season: Noah 146.76, Evan 134.71−12.05
2024 wk 8, Regular season: Evan 169.04, Noah 159.99+9.05
2025 wk 8, Regular season: Noah 151.31, Evan 117.17−34.14

Positive values are Evan wins; negative values are Noah wins.

Fig. 2. Running point differential. Above the line Evan is ahead, below it Noah.
Running point differential, Evan against Noah
MeetingRoundResultMargin, EvanSeries, Evan
2017 wk 15SemifinalEvan 160.00, Noah 148.00+12.00+12.00
2018 wk 6Regular seasonNoah 169.00, Evan 111.10−57.90−45.90
2019 wk 6Regular seasonNoah 125.80, Evan 75.60−50.20−96.10
2020 wk 6Regular seasonNoah 120.90, Evan 113.80−7.10−103.20
2021 wk 8Regular seasonEvan 182.16, Noah 143.82+38.34−64.86
2022 wk 5Regular seasonNoah 209.38, Evan 175.56−33.82−98.68
2023 wk 8Regular seasonNoah 146.76, Evan 134.71−12.05−110.73
2024 wk 8Regular seasonEvan 169.04, Noah 159.99+9.05−101.68
2025 wk 8Regular seasonNoah 151.31, Evan 117.17−34.14−135.82

Playoff meetings are in bold.

Every meeting

EVN is Evan, NOA is Noah. Newest first.

  • Wk 8 · Regular season · 2025+34.14

    EVNThe Greenweenies117.17
    NOADiabetic Dynasty151.31, winner

  • Wk 8 · Regular season · 2024+9.05

    EVNThe Greenweenies169.04, winner
    NOADiabetic Dynasty159.99

  • Wk 8 · Regular season · 2023+12.05

    EVNThe Greenweenies134.71
    NOADiabetic Dynasty146.76, winner

  • Wk 5 · Regular season · 2022+33.82

    EVNThe Greenweenies175.56
    NOADiabetic Dynasty209.38, winner

  • Wk 8 · Regular season · 2021+38.34

    EVNThe Greenweenies182.16, winner
    NOADiabetic Dynasty143.82

  • Wk 6 · Regular season · 2020+7.10

    EVN—113.80
    NOABugada Bugada Bugada120.90, winner

  • Wk 6 · Regular season · 2019+50.20

    EVN—75.60
    NOAThe Future is Now125.80, winner

  • Wk 6 · Regular season · 2018+57.90

    EVN—111.10
    NOAThe Future is Now169.00, winner

  • Wk 15 · Semifinal · 2017 · Playoff+12.00

    2EVN—160.00, winner
    4NOAThe Future is Now148.00

Consolation meetingsListed, never counted

[Evan and Noah have never met in a consolation, toilet bowl or fifth-place game.]

None

In progress · through week 4

2026 so far

[Evan and Noah have not met yet in 2026.]

In progress · through week 42026 season

Notes

  • No season sweep.
  • Noah is Evan's nemesis.
  • No consolation games between them.

p. V-EVN-NOA

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